brightncheerful

Brightn Cheerful

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Wed Oct 29

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brightncheerful replied to the Legal Issues - Practical board. 15:28

Re: Tenancy termination and withholding of deposit

Details of the conditions for return of the deposit should've been in a deed of rent deposit, or similar, and entered into at the start of the tenancy.

If no formal documentation was entered into, your friend simply handing over the deposit [more]

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brightncheerful posted to the Legal Issues - Practical board. 10:47

Technical question LTA54

This is a question for an experienced litigator.

Under Landlord and Tenant Act 1954 a tenant must protect renewal rights on claim to the court before the end date in the statutory notice. The claimant however has up to 4 months to serve the [more]

Tue Oct 28

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brightncheerful replied to the Grumpy Old Fools board. 17:43

Re: Most stupid warning ever?

Might not be such a stupid warning.

With the advent of driverless cars, before long a trolley will greet you at the door of the supermarket and scan your shopping list. while you walk to the check-out, the trolley will proceed to stack [more]

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brightncheerful replied to the Grumpy Old Fools board. 17:32

Re: Dogs

non-slobbering type animals like lynxes, cheetahs and leopards.

A vet friend tells me that the best way to deter the neighbour's cat from using our garden as a litter tray would be for us to have a lion as a pet and keep it in the [more]

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brightncheerful posted to the Jokers Corner board. 17:25

Fishy

"I'd like the fish please," I said to the waitress.

"Plaice?"

"Erm.. here would be good."

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brightncheerful replied to the Jokers Corner board. 17:23

Re: Apple store

Why don't they just build flats next to Apple stores, so people can live in line?

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brightncheerful posted to the Jokers Corner board. 17:22

Lying in state

Tonight a friend asked if he could crash on my couch.

I had to explain to him I was married now and that's where I sleep.

Mon Oct 27

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brightncheerful replied to the Grumpy Old Fools board. 17:22

Re: Dogs

My dog was trained to use grass which was okay where there is grass but not where there isn't: in a street in central London she was so desperate to relieve herself she had to dart down steps to a basement flat and use the window box.

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brightncheerful replied to the Tesco plc board. 17:12

Re: Why I hold Tesco shares

According to a report in this week's Estates Gazette, Tesco is considering its real estate property options, including what it's let itself in for with leasing liabilities and sale-and-leaseback arrangements, some s&l deals have buy-back options [more]

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brightncheerful posted to the Jokers Corner board. 16:32

Undecided

I went to see a therapist.

I said, "I'm not sure if I'm a man or a woman."

He said, "Right. Just pull your pants down for me."

I said, "No."

He said, "You're a woman."

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brightncheerful replied to the Jokers Corner board. 16:31

Re: Clock

Perhaps it was alarmed?

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brightncheerful replied to the Grumpy Old Fools board. 16:24

Re: Dogs

Their intelligence.
What? Because they can chase a stick?


Whenever I threw a stick for my dog to chase and fetch, she would sit and wait for me to chase after and fetch it for her.
With dog training in mind, I soon put a [more]

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brightncheerful replied to the Jokers Corner board. 14:10

Re: Peggy Sue.

I'm surprised the young lad wasn't told to go out and take her for a shag ...

She could've replied yes, she's partial to a bit of St Bruno…

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brightncheerful posted to the London Lovers board. 14:07

Tower of London - Sea of Poppies

Any suggestions as to the best place to view?

According to the ToL site, the best view is from Tower Hill and along the moat path.

But whereabouts on Tower Hill?

We're going on a Monday afternoon at about 4pm.

Fri Oct 24

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brightncheerful posted to the Jokers Corner board. 11:23

Famous first words

"…I got to know Tesco well from the perspective of being one of its largest suppliers. I’ve always had an enormous admiration for Tesco, its people and its expertise."


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Tue Oct 21

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brightncheerful replied to the Legal Issues - Practical board. 20:06

Re: Proof of ID

a money laundering ID verification fee of £12.50 + VAT.

Bit of a mark-up that, Veriphy charge £4.00 plus VAT.

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brightncheerful posted to the Genealogy board. 20:01

Presumption

Invited to a friend's silver wedding anniversary celebration party, I thought it would be nice to send them a card to arrive on the actual anniversary date which is different to the party date. My not remembering the wedding date, Mrs Bnc has [more]

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brightncheerful replied to the Beerpig's Snug board. 19:52

Re: Sexual Harassment?

Are we entering a new puritanical age?

Yes. Next thing we know stroking the head of a woman's dog in the street will be frowned upon. Much like stroking a pussy is now!

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brightncheerful replied to the Jokers Corner board. 17:31

Re: Afew BLOND MAN jokes, for a change!

Why did the blond man miss his flight?
He was just getting to the airport, so he went to Arrivals.

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Why did the blond man miss his second flight?
He was sure Gate C-3 was after gate B-2 which should have been after [more]

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